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- fridays at 5:30 aren't nearly as fun when you don't have a job. On the other hand I'll have my revenge monday morning. permalink
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- Did you guys see Ellen today, that dude can dance. permalink
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- When did eastern indian chicks get so hot? they used to look weird, and what happen to amer indian chicks. Its like they swapped hot places permalink
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- hey@jimmykimmel not fair having a joke off against @THE_REAL_SHAQ. U should pick something neither of u have done like shooting free throws permalink
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- Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name? "Hey, I've just invented a bag you sleep in, what shall I call it?" permalink
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- Eat Pray Love. 436 hours and 26 minutes away. Gonna air out my sleeping bag. not going to take a chance of getting shut out permalink
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- Down on Wilshire protesting prop 187. Riot police fired tear gas at us. We blew it back using leaf blowers. permalink
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- Great song RT: "in the meantime" is one of the best songs ever Back me up @Davidspade & @mygeektime @jimmykimmellive (via @Leftnutz) permalink
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- Tip of the day. If you have to bring your dog to the vet,do it in a primered van. They see a Jag and rape your wallet. Also good for whores permalink
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- Hey Ace Podheads – Take your office with you wherever you go. http://bit.ly/cKeiZx #gotomypc permalink
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- Adam is taking your general questions right now. Call in at 877.564.(ADAM) 2326 permalink
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- Laugh all you want but my grandfather was 51 before he sent his 1st tweet.XO RT:Adam tweeting on his own. We are very proud via@jimmykimmel permalink
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- Decided to spend the day at home focusing on the kids (Lamborghinis). That's Gary in background http://yfrog.com/7d3tooj permalink
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- what did you guys get Chelsea for the wedding? I don't want to say what I got her, but don't get her a hot comb. permalink
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- The book is in the Amazon top ten. thank you...Ace permalink
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- I'm still in my bathrobe. Do they make bathrobes with feet built in ? This could be bigger than my fruit in the middle yogurt. permalink
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- Google image fun: Caroline Manzo from Jersey Housewives = the kid on Two And A Half Men. permalink
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- After a long day of watching my nanny raise my kids, it's time to finally settle in for some me time. #where'sthecorkscrew permalink
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- Thxs 2 every 1 who pre-ordered book.still top 20 amazon.Maybe 1 day you'll be able to check it out from that place where they keep the books permalink
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